Christian Ross

Open-source code rescues again

It took all of about 24 hours for there to be fixes for the unwarranted iGoogle update. Thank goodness. If you’re using FireFox – and you should be – you would just need to install the Greasemonkey plugin and the newly minted Rockmaster’s iGoogle Sidebar Collapse Greasemonkey script.

If you’re still using Internet Explorer (shame on you), you’re stuck with what you’ve got due to the nature of non open-source code.

Let me know if you give it a shot and have no luck, I can probably walk you through it pretty easily.

A misstep for Google.

Google, you know I have mad love for you. But why in the world would you take up more screen real estate on your latest update to iGoogle? Terrible idea. Terrible. I didn’t even use your tab system before, and now I am forced to. Not a good UI practice from a team with a very good UI reputation.

Here’s to waiting for a Greasemonkey script to set it back to its old self.

Domain Squatters: Dregs of the interwebs

I find ways to remind myself daily of the multitude of levels of incompetence I possess. One of my many traits that lend a hand in the process is my ability to procrastinate on almost any given task. Especially the minute ones.

About 2 weeks ago, I used a site to test the availability of a couple of domain names thinking that I would later return to pick the one I wanted up. Instead of doing what normal people do and taking the extra three minutes while I sat there staring at it, I procrastinated. And to reward me for my procrastination, a kind fellow (or lady) by the name of Kim Tae Young in Korea snatched it right up. Upon visiting Mr. (Ms.) Tae Young’s site, I noticed not a word of it was in English. And since I wasn’t searching for a Korean domain name, one has to wonder what exactly is the need for said person to purchase the exact domain I was looking for.

I can only assume that Kim Tae Young is what is referred to as a domain squatter. One of the lowest forms of life on the internets ranking in stature right along with forum trolls, spammers and email forward abusers. His whole goal is to search around for possible purchasable domain names and snatch them up hoping to make a quick buck. (Or in the case of the kind German owning my .com, 10K euros)

Thanks again procrastination, you really did me in on this one. Here’s a preview of my conversation with client tomorrow:

“Hello, client? Slight changes ahead…”

This one ranks right up there with some of my other all-time biggies like:

  • It’ll be a good idea to wait until the last week to produce the entire assigned workload for current semester long Internet class.
  • Even though I know it burns 10W-30 at a quart a week AND that it holds 4 quarts AND that I last put oil in it 6 weeks ago, a few more days can’t hurt.
  • What do you mean waiting until the Thursday before Prom to ask a girl to go is considered bad practice? You mean they all have dates already?

Here’s to hoping that one day I will learn… and that I’ll never use www.ajaxwhois.com again.

Blog Action Day 2008: Poverty

The 2nd annual Blog Action Day has arrived. I didn’t actually participate in the first one since the topic to cover was Global Warming and I’m not exactly convinced of the imminent threat we are to believe we pose to the ecological cycle of this large planet. Call me a cynic if you must.

Almost 11,000 blogs worldwide are participating this year with a combined readership of just less than 12,000,000. Since I signed up for the event I figured I would at least give a couple of words on the topic covered this year: Poverty.

No matter where you sit or the situation you find yourself in, if you are reading this note than you should feel lucky, you are affluent.

Over 3 billion people in the world live on less than $2.50/day. That’s half of the entire world that falls below the poverty line. Again, think about your situation. Hurts a little less that you weren’t able to grab your morning Starbucks due to a little economic downturn, eh?

As a person who helps others market their goods and services for a living, I strive to help my clients put their best foot forward and to get what they are selling into your hands. I can achieve this task by any number of means. I can make you feel bad about what you already have and talk you into needing a replacement; I can make sure that my product hits first in your search; through repetition and placement I can force my product to the forefront in your mind when the time is right or I can even create a buzz around my product so that you feel like you need to be a part of the next big thing. And none of the above even mention the ability to bring the competition or their product down in the eyes of the consumer just to raise my clients’ up.

It is my job to get you to consume. Whether it be durable goods, services or content. I need you to want more. And the fact of the matter is, even in the uneven times of banks folding and the stock market rolling like a coaster, you will buy. Because you are affluent.

And so am I. The fact that I can feed my family and have clean drinking water set me above so many others in the world. Not to mention a solid roof over my head, two cars, 3 laptops, 1 computer, 3 TVs, HD service, 2 cellphones, and the list could go on and on.

Why is it then that there are times when I feel like I’m the one who is underprivileged?

Most likely because there are others who do what I do that are better at it and/or are on a larger scale and I fall into their plan. It really is a never ending cycle. But numbers like the world poverty stat above should bring us all back to reality.

What can be done about poverty? There are literally thousands of churches and organizations set up to answer/solve that question around the world. From ‘Food for the Poor’ to your local ministry, you should be able to find a place to plug in. Fact is, poverty is all around. It’s in our own neighborhoods. I don’t have to go to Africa/Asia to see people in desperate need. Katrina ring a bell?

So, take action. We are fortunate enough to be spiritually, physically, emotionally and financially invested in a spot that we can give and know that our money is going to help those in need. But I’m positive we could do more.

Starting in January 2009 (figured it be a good place to start), my business will begin its partnership with Kiva. Kiva is a ‘person-to-person micro-lending website’ that allows me to search and find entrepreneurs in low income areas who need a little help getting their business off the ground. 100% of the money I loan to Kiva goes to the entrepreneur(s) I choose so that they can attempt to create a better lifestyle for themselves and those around them. My family has been blessed by the opportunities given us over the past few years of starting a business and I feel like this is a way we could be a blessing to others. Since Kiva is a loan service, the recipients are on the hook to pay back what I have given but I then have the opportunity to re-lend, donate to Kiva or pull my money out. I receive no interest on my loans made, and that’s OK. I’m not interested in partnering with Kiva to make money.

Will Kiva end poverty? Probably not. Is it a step in the right direction? I think so. Are there other fantastic options to look into to help out? Yep, and I bet that we will continue to search for ones that jive with our values and ideals. But for now we’ll try Kiva.

As a participant in Blog Action Day, I’d encourage you to get involved. Maybe it isn’t your responsibility to take care of the rest of the world but it sure does make you feel better when you help out. And I guarantee that even if you don’t feel all that much better, someone else will because of the help you provided.

As an affluent American citizen, I’d encourage you to get involved. Not just on October 15th, but the other 364 days a year as well. Whether it be a cause of fighting poverty, addiction, clean drinking water or yes even conservationism/environmentalism; do something. It has been proven time and time again that good works and deeds along with kind words can go a long way.

Find a cause you can get behind and start pushing.