I’m pretty much the best at HTML but this page is still under construction.
Yep, that pretty much sums up his talent: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbsite/
Related, but entirely in jest and beautifully crafted to swim upstream among all of the designer portfolios out there today: http://noahstokes.com/
If you really want to see what he can do scroll down to his links 3/4 of the way down, Noah’s legit. And it’s pretty likely that you’ll have to multiply that hourly rate 5-10 times just to get on his schedule.