Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
According to my wife, Parks & Rec is not funny. Don’t trust her on this one. It’s gold. Mostly due to two characters, Ron Swanson and Tom Haverford.
I’m thankful that either NBC released – or some fine citizen took the time to build out – the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. Study it and memorize.
Some highlights:
- Attire: Shorts over 6″ are capri pants. Shorts under 6″ are European.
- Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.
- Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.
Enjoy.
