Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness
According to my wife, Parks & Rec is not funny. Don’t trust her on this one. It’s gold. Mostly due to two characters, Ron Swanson and Tom Haverford.
I’m thankful that either NBC released – or some fine citizen took the time to build out – the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness. Study it and memorize.
- Attire: Shorts over 6″ are capri pants. Shorts under 6″ are European.
- Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.
- Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.
found this the day after the episode aired…hung it up in my classroom immediately. greatness
This makes you possibly the greatest teacher on the planet. Keep those rug-rats in line. Happy belated birthday.