A conversation with my 3-year old…
This seems like as good of a place as any to archive the conversation my youngest and I had last night as we finished up his bath:
[As I’m helping him get out of the tub]
Me: “Please don’t spit, that’s pretty gross.”K: “I had some water in my mouth from the shower. I wanted to spit it out in the tub so it could drown… and go to the fishes.”[Puzzled and slightly teasing him]
Me: “Do fishes like spit?”[Quite swiftly and matter-of-factly]
K: “I don’t know, dad… fishes don’t talk.”
Touché
HAHAHAHAHA!! He has such a great sense of humor! Very dry, just like yours!