Christian Ross

I’ve arrived

In my ever increasing attempt to look as vain as possible to my readers, I wanted to point out that for the first time ever, I have arrived at the number one spot in a Google search for my name.

Myself and some dot-comrades were Jellying today and got on the subjects of online presences and so we all did what any nerd does, we proved our manliness through Google rankings.

I want to thank the academy for this award, Jesus and the Christian-emo rocker from Frisco for all of their help. No thanks to my .com squatter and Myspace, for with their assistance this could have all been obtained at an earlier date.

I’m pathetic.